💭 "Next to being shot at and missed,
nothing is quite as satisfying
as an income tax refund."
💭 "Today, it takes more brains and effort
to make out the income-tax form
than it does to make the income."
🚀 Our Cosmic Accounting Glee 🚀
We’re Not Just Number Crunchers!
We’re Intergalactic Tax Navigators!
iqCron Acconting
EST. 2021 • EARTH STANDARD TIME
"Well, since you have astronomically made it to our Media page at a speed of 299,792 kms per second
which may be a little slower pace than the speed of light to be exact,
('may be' and 'to-be-exact'... what a paradox...! I know, right!!?? 😇...
btw, taxation has no place for that word 'paradox'; may be 'being reasonable' works at times
in the absence of a hard-rock-evidence...but that still 'depends' on what's what...
like a shooting star 🌠 must crash-land on the Earth for its havoc to be tax-deductible
for Earth if Earth were carrying on a business of catching shooting stars
without causing any havoc to the Earth under The Blazing watch-dog Sun 🌞...
a clean catch...shooting star...!...is that even possible...!? 🤔...anyhow,
let's stay precisely up above 46.1 billion light years away where the tax has no place, perhaps...)
did you know that the speed of light of a galaxy is flawed by the expanding universe itself!?
Yes, literally...go figure! (the kind of anomalies the tax office hates!)
No, seriously, from the hind side - the things you dream are nothing but
what is happening with you in one of the parallel universes of the multiverse! - What???
Now, seriously, go figure T-H-A-T...(btw, the film, "Coherence" may help a little...)!!!
So, not sure why Mr. F. J Raymond and Mr. A. E Neuman were so space-struck
with the man-made taxes in this Earth above 🤷♂️,
since the earth we can breathe in is merely a speck in the Hubble Sphere,
let alone the Observable Universe or the ENTIRE Universe or even the MULTIVERSE/S 🎇🌀✨...!!!
Yes, you got me, somewhat there...!
That said, life should be more s-p-a-c-i-o-u-s than
getting overwhelmed by that EOFY tax-return of yours...!
So, let's just get over it by doing the 'right things' (that I'm good at doing 👨🚀)...
because there's defo more going on in our multiverse than that meets the taxes...!!!"
– iqCron Accounting
(The Accountant)
(not even close to that of Ben Affleck's!...😉)
THE MISSION
Imagine if Einstein did your taxes!
Now subtract the mad scientist hair,
add a double-shot of espresso,
and voilà—you’ve got iqCron.
We navigate the asteroid field of ATO compliance
So you can focus on...:
✔ Building your empire
(or at least a really nice coffee cart franchise).
✔ Perfecting your ‘I pay my taxes’ smirk.
✔ Sleeping soundly knowing
your lodgments (yes, no ‘e’) are bulletproof.
WHY WE EXIST
Once upon a time,
an accountant stared into a black hole of receipts
and saw… opportunity...
We exist because:
✔ The universe expands. Your patience shouldn’t.
✔ ‘Creative accounting’ should refer
to our iqCronative banter,
not your audit risk.
✔ Even black holes comply with tax laws (probably).
OUR SECRET SAUCE
We weaponize:
✔ Human brilliance + tech sorcery —
unlike those firms stuck in ‘abacus mode.’
✔ Boutique service
(no cookie-cutter templates,
just bespoke spreadsheets)
✔ Spelling pedantry (lodgment gang for life 💪)
iqCron Accounting is where
‘tax minimization’ doesn’t mean
‘hiding in the Andromeda galaxy.’
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
💭 Think-tanks on Taxes! 💭
💭 "Man is not like other animals in the ways
that are really significant:
animals have instincts, we have taxes."
- Erving Goffman
(Canadian-born Sociologist, 11 June 1922 – 19 Nov 1982)
💭 "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
- Douglas Adams
(author - HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 1952 to 2001)
💭 "People who complain about taxes
can be divided into two classes: -
men and women"
- Unknown
💭 "The best things in life are free,
but sooner or later
the government will find a way to tax them."
- Unknown
💭 "Death and taxes and childbirth!
There's never a convenient time for any of them."
- Margaret Mitchell (novelist, 1900 to 1949)
💭 "The income tax created more criminals
than any other single act of government."
- Barry Morris Goldwater
(US Politician, January 2, 1909 – May 29, 1998)
💭 "Our new Constitution is now established,
everything seems to promise it will be durable;
but, in this world, nothing is certain
except death and taxes."
- Benjamin Franklin
(The Founding Father of United States of America)
💭 "Yes: here's to the founding fathers-
slave-owning British citizens
who didn't want to pay taxes..."
- David John Mazzucchelli
(American comics artist and writer)
Accreditations & Associations:
~ iqCron Accounting acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of the land in which we live, work and play, the Nyoongar people, and we pay our respect to Elders past, present and emerging. ~