"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is
quite as satisfying as an income tax refund."
"Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out
the income-tax form than it does to make the income."
"Well, since you have astronomically made it to our Media page at a speed of 299,792 kms per second
which may be a little slower pace than the speed of light to be exact,
('may be' and 'to-be-exact'... what a paradox...! I know, right!!?? 😇...
btw, taxation has no place for that word 'paradox'; may be 'being reasonable' works at times
in the absence of a hard-rock-evidence...but that still 'depends' on what's what...
like a shooting star 🌠 must crash-land on the Earth for its havoc to be tax-deductible
for Earth if Earth were carrying on a business of catching shooting stars
without causing any havoc to the Earth under The Blazing watch-dog Sun 🌞...
a clean catch...shooting star...!...is that even possible...!? 🤔...anyhow,
let's stay precisely up above 46.1 billion light years away where the tax has no place, perhaps...)
did you know that the speed of light of a galaxy is flawed by the expanding universe itself!?
Yes, literally...go figure! (the kind of anomalies The Blazing Sun hates!)
No, seriously, from the hind side - the things you dream are nothing but
what is happening with you in one of the parallel universes of the multiverse! - What???
Now, seriously, go figure T-H-A-T...(btw, the film, "Coherence" may help a little...)!!!
So, not sure why Mr. F. J Raymond and Mr. A. E Neuman were so space-struck
with the man-made taxes in this Earth above 🤷♂️,
since the earth we can breathe in is merely a speck in the Hubble Sphere,
let alone the Observable Universe or the ENTIRE Universe or even the MULTIVERSE/S 🎇🌀✨...!!!
Yes, you got me, somewhat there...!
That said, life should be more s-p-a-c-i-o-u-s than
getting overwhelmed by that EOFY tax-return of yours...!
So, let's just get over it by doing the 'right things' (that I'm good at doing 👨🚀)...
because there's defo more going on in our multiverse than that meets the taxes...!!!"
– iqCron Accounting
(The Accountant)
(not even close to that of Ben Affleck's!...😉)
Think-tanks on Taxes!
"Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes."
- Erving Goffman (Canadian-born Sociologist, 11 June 1922 – 19 Nov 1982)
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
- Douglas Adams (author - HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 1952 to 2001)
"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: - men and women" - Unknown
"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them." - Unknown
"Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never a convenient time for any of them."
- Margaret Mitchell (novelist, 1900 to 1949)
"The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government."
- Barry Morris Goldwater (US Politician, January 2, 1909 – May 29, 1998)
"Our new Constitution is now established, everything seems to promise it will be durable; but, in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes."
- Benjamin Franklin (The Founding Father of United States of America)
"Yes: here's to the founding fathers-slave-owning British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes..."
- David John Mazzucchelli (American comics artist and writer)
Accreditations & Associations:
~ iqCron Accounting acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of the land in which we live, work and play, the Nyoongar people, and we pay our respect to Elders past, present and emerging. ~